So last night I had the FABULOUS chance to see LADY GAGA at her Monster Ball concert in Chicago. LOVE IT! Just to make sure I remember that night FOREVER, I just wanted to jot down some of the best quotes I have ever heard from a performer. All from the wonderful Lady Gaga.
-"So on my way into the show a man tried to sell me some tickets outside. He was trying to sale me tickets to my own show. That scaliwag."
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-"They asked me why I spent all my money on my concert, I said, naturally, my fans are sexy."
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-"My high school did the musical Chicago. I was the director. I got the drama teacher fired. She was sitting in the principal's office saying 'It's art, it's art, it's art. She's talented!' And then she got fired."
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- "I'm like Tinker Belle, if you don't clap for her, she will die, do you want me to die?"
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-"They asked me why I spent all my money on my concert, I said, naturally, my fans are sexy."
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-"My high school did the musical Chicago. I was the director. I got the drama teacher fired. She was sitting in the principal's office saying 'It's art, it's art, it's art. She's talented!' And then she got fired."
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- "I'm like Tinker Belle, if you don't clap for her, she will die, do you want me to die?"
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-"If you guys are looking for the labels on my shoes, they don't have any because they're stripper shoes. My best friend asked me why I wear stripper shoes. She said 'Don't people send you shoes?' Yeah they send me shoes all the time, I just like stripper shoes."
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Gaga: "...My label had just dropped me..."
Audience: "BOOOO!"
Gaga: "It's ok, I have a label now."
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There may be more to come as I remember those fabulous quotes. BEST CONCERT EVER! and I think there is another one coming this summer. So, naturally, I will be going.
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